The best and worst of 2020 campaign merch
Spoiler alert: I love The Strokes and a man named Bernie
Why you should stop caring about young people’s tattoos
Do you ever wonder why I want a stupid dog on me forever?
I am a reformed Adam Sandler stan
I wish I knew why it took me so long to see the light.
The silent horror of the ‘Close Friends’ list on Instagram
It’s just finsta all over again, folks!
Things to do this finals season instead of developing a recreational adderall addiction
Stop asking me about my prescription, idiots.
Can I have a crumb of empathy, please?
I am really tired of having to overshare about my mental health with professors.
UMCP Gaming club brings a sense of community to a largely virtual world
The club hosted a Harvest Moon LAN on Saturday night.
How one club on campus is sharing a budding sport
If you don’t know it by name, you’ll know it by appearance.
How can I be perfect like every journalist on Twitter with a blue checkmark?
My heart will not rest until I reach this level of smug superiority.
