“After the progress we made in these last few hours, it looks like we’ll be clearing this whole mess up by Thanksgiving.”
Carson hasn’t shown up to work since his confirmation in March.
Members of the student body have raised concerns about both the methods and the scale of the parking enforcement strategy.
“After months spent honorably serving the American public, Secretary Spicer will return home to resume dodging his wife’s questions regarding whether he remembered to take out the trash.”
Despite strong pushback from environmental and animal welfare organizations, the proposal appears to be picking up steam.
‘And while I’m at it, I’m sick and tired of hearing about your damn lunch specials!’
“Whenever Mitch feels threatened, he just retreats into his shell. Sometimes he won’t come out for hours until we promise to give him some fresh cabbage or deny health insurance to 9/11 first responders,” Speaker Paul Ryan said.
Sources confirmed Sessions was repeatedly told to stop chuckling throughout the duration of the movie.
“Most liberals only care about taking women out of the workforce once a year. We’ve been focused on this since Inauguration Day.”
Following today’s win, Erin Huerter decided to postpone Kevin’s nightly lullaby and glass of warm milk for an extra hour.