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Casting the 2016 election movie

When this election campaign is turned into dramatic film on Lifetime, who should play the major characters?
  • Reuven Bank
  • October 4, 2016

An Inconvenient Youth: You won’t believe Trump’s epic side-boob clapback

My ongoing quest to trick people into reading my columns.
  • Reuven Bank
  • September 28, 2016

An Inconvenient Youth: Local columnist runs out of ideas, rips off The Onion

“Writing my own jokes takes a lot of effort, and I’m not sure that I’m ready for that time commitment right now.”
  • Reuven Bank
  • September 20, 2016

An Inconvenient Youth: Trump’s HR department

This week: I share some exclusive leaked emails from the Trump campaign.
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  • September 14, 2016

The Inconvenient Youth: A field guide to millennials

The first installment of my ongoing series where I explain what’s up with those meddling kids.
  • Reuven Bank
  • September 6, 2016

Rage against the machine

Even though driverless cars will be quick and safe, most Americans will still have their doubts. Here’s why that will change.
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  • April 25, 2016

The Arizona model

Using money to fight homophobia.
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  • April 17, 2016

The boomerang effect

How globalization is tearing down the international oligarchy it helped create
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  • April 7, 2016

A jester in the White House

Meet your future vice president, Minnesota’s comedian-turned-senator Al Franken.
  • Reuven Bank
  • March 31, 2016

March Madness: Candidate Edition

They may not get to lead this country, but other nations might want them.
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  • March 24, 2016
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