Kevin Huerter’s mom extends his bedtime to 9 p.m. after win over Michigan State
Following today’s win, Erin Huerter decided to postpone Kevin’s nightly lullaby and glass of warm milk for an extra hour.
Testudo, illegally parked outside McKeldin for 50 years, finally towed by DOTS
The beloved statue had accumulated 1,287 unpaid parking tickets, according to a DOTS official.
Who’s afraid of Virginia’s coywolf?
The debate over the eastern coyote demonstrates how the notion of species remains a social construct.
“My arrow moved on her like a b—-!” Zeus fires Cupid over leaked Valentine’s Day audio.
“When you’re the god of love, they let you do anything.”
Dog, forced to wear glasses for Instagram photo, now president of local book club
“We’re not really that concerned,” his owner explained. “Although he has looked a bit mangy ever since he finished the tail-end of Old Yeller.”
Shocked Palin learns ‘Secretary of Moose Hunting’ not a real cabinet position
After a comprehensive Wikipedia search, Sarah admitted that the new administration may lack such a role.
Donald Trump’s Defense Secretary nominee is qualified. But that’s not why he chose him.
Trump seems infatuated with Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis’ personal reputation, not his policies.
An inconvenient Youth: Trump your own adventure!
I’ve created a choose your own adventure guide so you can envision yourself in Donald’s tiny, gold-plated shoes.
A complete list of people, places and things Donald Trump has not insulted on Twitter
The Times made a list of what Trump insulted on Twitter. I made a list of what he didn’t.
From Cruz to Kanye: 2016’s forgotten lawsuits
A timeline of this year’s lesser known court cases.