Category: An Inconvenient Youth

This week: I share some exclusive leaked emails from the Trump campaign.

The first installment of my ongoing series where I explain what’s up with those meddling kids.

“After months spent honorably serving the American public, Secretary Spicer will return home to resume dodging his wife’s questions regarding whether he remembered to take out the trash.”

Despite strong pushback from environmental and animal welfare organizations, the proposal appears to be picking up steam.

‘And while I’m at it, I’m sick and tired of hearing about your damn lunch specials!’

“Whenever Mitch feels threatened, he just retreats into his shell. Sometimes he won’t come out for hours until we promise to give him some fresh cabbage or deny health insurance to 9/11 first responders,” Speaker Paul Ryan said.

Sources confirmed Sessions was repeatedly told to stop chuckling throughout the duration of the movie.

I’ve created a choose your own adventure guide so you can envision yourself in Donald’s tiny, gold-plated shoes.

“Most liberals only care about taking women out of the workforce once a year. We’ve been focused on this since Inauguration Day.”