Opinion critique
I’m an optimist. Every time I sit down to write a column, I have every intention of writing something that adequately represents my point of…
Paris’ curse
I’ve wanted to crush Paris Hilton’s larynx ever since it debuted in the unmodulated, track-heavy and mercilessly repetitive song, “Stars are Blind.” This talentless hack…
USM: Cuts may lead to tuition hike if approved
A sharp budget cut proposed by state legislators on Friday may force the university system to raise tuition, officials said. The House of Delegates’ budget…
Student hopes to spur growth of College Park art scene with record label
Jack Stansbury’s (above) Tricot Records releases all its music on cassette. “When we separate music from life, we get art,” said famous avant-garde composer…
The same old thong and dance
There are certain undeniable truths in the world: Everyone will eventually die; there are seven days in a calendar week; Christina Aguilera can sing. Somehow…
Editorial cartoon: Oct. 26
FROM THE CARTOONIST: My editorial cartoon published yesterday has been regretfully misinterpreted by a number of readers. I, along with the entire university community, am…
Tar Heels touted as ACC tournament favorites
Overall record: 26-3 ACC record: 14-2 National ranking: No. 2 Record in last 10 games: 9-1 Starting lineup: Jr. PG Raymond Felton (12 points per…
Seasoned freshmen providing major boost to Terps’ winning ways
Off the field, the freshmen on the Terrapin men’s soccer team are treated like, well, freshmen. “On road trips we have to wait to get…