Appetizers and breakfast
Kickoff cocktail…………………………100 yardsA great way to start off your full plate of Saturday football, Josh Wilson’s touchdown return is battered in false hope, deep-fried by Calvin Johnson and custard-filled with disappointment.
DOT SaladA pungent vehicle full of the environment’s best produce!With Global Electric Motorcars………………….$8,000 eachWith Auto-Wares Corporation………………….$19,000 each
Robbery rangoons……………………Your walletRecipe imported from Washington, these student (non-) favorites usually come in groups of 5 every three weeks.
John Giannetti waffles………………..Your voteOur batter is personally beaten by Jim Rosapepe as many times as it takes.
Entrees
Pollo a la Council…………………Your money and iPodThis poultry dish avoids issues as much as possible.
Police Presence Penne………………….PricelessComes with warning signs, extra squad cars and peace of mind.
SGA Steamed crabs…………………………$12.50We recommend hungry eaters to avoid this dish.
Fiberglass Turtle soup……………Market priceStatues available while supplies last.
Beverages
Cornerstone coffee…………………..Student IDA sobering cup of a Mark Srour safety initiative.
Football wine……………1.4 turnovers per gameThis mediocre whine stays in our Fridge. The sweet start gives way to a bitter ending, so don’t get your hopes up.
Fantastic finishes
Nobel Prize pie……………..Years of hard workFilled with physics research normal human beings couldn’t understand.
Turnout tiramasu……………………..6,489 fansThe best way to start off men’s soccer’s push for a championship.
Bon Appetit!
