Gaga’s Hips Don’t Lie
Looks like Lady Gaga has been rocking her hips a little too hard lately. “Mother Monster” canceled her tour due to a tear in her right hip. She will need “strict downtime to recover” after its treatment, according to a statement released by Live Nation. The pop singer had 20 U.S. tour dates remaining. Still no word on when these dates will be rescheduled.
In the meantime, Lady Gaga took to Twitter to address any of her disappointed fans. “To the fans in Chicago, Detroit & Hamilton I hope you can forgive me, as it is nearly impossible for me to forgive myself. I’m devasted & sad.” And yes, she did misspell “devastated.” Nonetheless, we hope you get well soon Lady G — and hopefully take that bed-rest time to brush up on your spelling.
Poor Katie
People are sick. Police were receiving phone calls at 2 a.m. every Tuesday from a phone line registered to Katie Couric’s husband Jay Monahan. However, Jay Monahan has been dead for about 15 years. Police think that someone might be “illegally hijacking the phone via a device,” Newser reports. Katie opened up about this traumatic experience to her studio audience while on a break from taping this week. Audience members then filled in the New York Daily News. Whoever has this much time on their hands is not only a loser, but a jerk!
Justin’s Back
Like my mom used to tell me, “If a guy doesn’t look good in a suit, then he must be ugly.” Well if that’s the case, Justin Timberlake is perfection. The comeback singer released the official music video to his new single, “Suit & Tie” just in time for Valentine’s Day. “Here it is … All pressed up in black and white.” Ladies, my gift to you — watch his amazing, new video here. Oh, and Happy belated V-day!
“Blade Runner” Charged With Murder
Olympic track athlete and amputee, Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murdering his model girlfriend in his home in South Africa. Pistorius first said he shot his girlfriend on accident when she came to his home to surprise him. However, police are now investigating the situation and believe there is more to Pistorius’s story. The runner will meet before a judge in the upcoming days.