Our wonderful university is promoting a four-color “fan color scheme” for the Terps football Labor Day home opener against the Miami Hurricanes, and the team store is selling shirts (with slightly different slogans) in black, red, gold and, most problematically, white. Check out the back of the shirt, which is on sale for $29.98, plus $6.95 shipping and handling and another $3.69 in sales tax.

Maryland (red and) white pride, manufactured by Under Armour. Go Terps!