Rihanna doesn’t like clothing
Well, at least that’s a conclusion one could draw after gazing at the pop star’s nude photos that hit the Web this weekend. Where did they come from? Did Chris Brown leak the pictures? Is that a nipple piercing? The topics for discussion surrounding this story are endless. Most fortunately, though, this development gave the always-classy New York Post an opportunity to display its dignity and creative wit with the headline, “RIHANNA NAKED!” Well done, good sirs. Well done.
Kiefer doesn’t like designers
Kiefer Sutherland, the Emmy-winning 24 actor who has had his fair share of run-ins with the law, turned himself in Thursday after breaking fashion designer Jack McCollough’s nose in not one, not two, but three places. Channeling his inner Zinedine Zidane, Sutherland naturally delivered the blow via headbutt. Apparently, this is what Jack Bauer does in his spare time when he’s not tackling Christmas trees under the impulse of piracy. Oh, that Kiefer – he’s so crazy.
Saaphyri doesn’t like court
The reality TV star (oxymoron alert!) from I Love Money 2 updated her Twitter page Friday with the following entry: “If you haven’t heard that I’m in jail, you know now. Yes it’s true. If you like you can write me.” Distinguished reporter Perez Hilton is saying Hilton said she will serve a three-year prison sentence for stealing her uncle’s identity and subsequently failing to appear in court. Which raises the question: Is she more clueless for thieving the identity of someone of the opposite gender or for not bothering to show up before a judge? Now that’s a noodle scratcher.
