Bored? You’re in luck
Instead of complaining about how bored you are, do something that is completely counterproductive. Although that may not the best advice, somehow, the best stories seem to result. Don’t judge me; just trust me. Here we go.
- You may or may not have noticed VH1 thrives on crappy reality shows that involve washed up celebrities looking for love. Despite the fact that I secretly aspire to be Flava-Flav and/or Bret Michaels, I cannot help but laugh at their pathetic quests to find soul mates. With that being said, my first cure for severe boredom is watching Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. You’ll never regret this time you spent wasted. PS: I am convinced that his red bandana is permanently attached to his head.
- Ah, somehow everything relates back to Facebook. Therefore, the classic solution to boredom? Facebook stalking. It seriously never gets old … ever. However, it can get awkward if you accidentally type your crush or enemy’s name into your status bar; yeah, that can get weird pretty quickly. Beware.
- Alright, I do not ever aspire to become a DJ, mostly because I do not believe that my wrist coordination is up to par. However, if I were to become a DJ, I would have the coolest name in the history of coolest DJ names. If you want to be awesome, it’s required that you have a predetermined disc jockey name, like me: DJ RandzWillMakeHerDance. Get your life together and figure yours out.
- Read Tyler, The Creator’s tweets! Although they can be rather vulgar and just downright weird, they are nonetheless entertaining. You should also follow him on Intsagram. But do not read his tweets while in an elevator amongst others; you will embarrass yourself due to uncontrollable laughter.
- Lastly, accept the saltine challenge. Six saltines must be eaten within one minute, without drinking water. Do not underestimate the dryness of those vicious squares. Also, do not do it in a public setting such as the South Campus Diner … not that I did that or anything.
