With Valentine’s Day comes love, and with love comes sex (and no, this is not an introduction as to how to explain the concept of intercourse to your future children). Beyond the chocolates and roses and customized teddy bears from Build-A-Bear Workshop that seem to become more expensive with each additional outfit accessory, there lies a key but commonly overlooked component for any man or woman who has been struck by Cupid’s aphrodisiac of an arrow.
That hidden necessity? Music. More specifically? The Diamondback’s Official Valentine’s Day Sex Mix, a three-part playlist that shall work as the John Williams score to your own personal bedroom masterpiece. Still with us? Not throwing up? Cool, because Diversions’ own DJs Patrick Basler and Cameron Neimand are ready to provide you with the sultriest, most seductive setlist of any Feb. 14 ever.
TRACKLIST:
Part 1
Part one? More like Part Foreplay, am I right? Get into the mood with this one; strike a match, light a candle and get ready to find out just exactly what would happen “if these walls could talk.”
“Love Me Sexy” Intro
Drake: “Jungle”
Omarion: “Steam”
Trey Songz: “Na Na” (Stwo Remix)
Lido & Santell: “Ashley”
Kendrick Lamar: “These Walls”
Part 2
The hot and heavy. A throwback to those days when your favorite song was 50 Cent describing his prowess in the field of oral sex (and your lame mom refused to play it in the carpool). These tracks will make your intimacy as timeless as the results of a Pharrell Williams Google Images search.
Mean Girls interlude
50 Cent: “Candy Shop” (feat. Olivia)
Promnite: “Work It Out” (feat. Penthouse Penthouse)
Pharrell: “Frontin'” (feat. Jay Z)
Cashmere Cat: “Paws”
Bando Jonez: “Sex You”
Penthouse Penthouse: “69′ Camaro” (feat. Bobby Saint)
Tunji Ige: “Day2Day” (feat. Wonda & Michael Christmas) (C. Justice, Drewsthatdude & Fortune Remix)
Part 3 (Bonus Traxxx)
It’s pillow talk time, so have a little fun and see how similar your sexual exploit was to Cam’ron’s. Caught in an awkward silence? Find out that you and your lover have nothing in common? Well, you’re in luck, because literally every person in the world knows the words to R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix).” Now, let that silence be replaced by some in-unison singing: “Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bou…” you get the point. I’m not listing all 10 bounces.
Cam’ron: “Hey Ma” (feat. Juelz Santana)
R. Kelly: “Ignition (Remix)”
If you consummated your love to this mix or just enjoyed it by yourself, let us know on Twitter at @DBKDiversions.
