Are you a procrastinator? Of course you are; you’re a college student (presumably). You’re probably still looking for a Halloween costume. Look no further than @_es1 for inspiration.
I don’t mean that he’s posted an excess of Halloween pictures. In fact, I don’t think he’s documented any, but he has so many different looks you could easily be a different version of Smotz each night of Halloweekend.
Frequently seen this summer was Straw Hat Evan, which was of the utmost importance because #terpspride.
Head on down to the University Book Center to pick up yours.
Another option is wacky “Gameday” Evan – the oversized glasses can be found at any dollar store or maybe CVS.
No Pictures Please is a great group costume. Dress up in your best suit and make two of your closest friends — or randos you meet on Route 1 — follow you around holding out their cellphones to catch your every move.
For a hint of irony, and in honor of #tbt, pick up a Michigan jersey and be the Smotrycz of two years ago in a little tribute to our new Big Ten competitors.
Holy baby face.
Tied for my personal favorite are Designer Produce Evan:
And the Smotz Wolf Tee:
I am unable to fathom what either of these photos mean, but they should be easy enough to imitate. Just find a watermelon and your oldest Gucci sweater and you’ll be good to go for the first look.
As for the second, it might be a bit late to order a shirt with Smotrycz’s face on it, but you can always just wear a wolf tee — those are still cool, right? Besides, if you order a custom one now, there’s always next year.
Or you could just wear a hot dog suit.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
— Evan Smotrycz (@_es1) October 2, 2014
So choose wisely, and be safe out there, Terps. We don’t need any more injuries.
