It’s interesting to look back and realize what an integral role cereal has played in our lives. Cereal was there for us on Saturday mornings while watching cartoons as children. Cereal was there for us when we woke up late and had to rush to make breakfast. Cereal was there for us when it was midnight and we needed a snack. Cereal has always been there and will always be there — a comforting constant in this dark, cruel world.
Cereal plays such a vital role in our lives that the conclusion is obvious: a person’s favorite cereal says a lot about them.
Here’s a list describing what your favorite cereal says about you. These assumptions have virtually nothing to back them up, and much like the characters on cereal boxes, they shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
Froot Loops
If Froot Loops happens to be your favorite cereal, you’re probably a wildly energetic person. Not only that, but you also most likely have trouble staying organized and your phone has gone missing at least three times in the past month. Although you get lost really easily, you refuse to ask for directions.
Raisin Bran
People have probably described you as “calm, cool and collected.” You feel there’s is a time for work and a time for play. At one point in your life, you’ve probably cracked open a box of raisins and called it dessert. You genuinely think Sudoku is fun.
Grape-Nuts
You are practical and seem to have your entire life in order. You love office supplies; in fact, you once spent your entire paycheck at Staples. When people tell jokes, you often don’t understand them, but you laugh anyway and pretend you do. You probably still use Internet Explorer.
Cheerios
Much like a lover of Grape-Nuts, you are very sensible. People have criticized your taste in food for being a bit childish, but you pay them no mind. You admire the simpler things in life. You hope to one day own a lot of livestock.
Lucky Charms
If Lucky Charms is your favorite cereal, you lead a double life. At times, you can be happy and lovable, yet you are often dark, brooding and spiteful. You mirror the cereal itself, which is one-quarter delicious marshmallows and three-quarters dry cat food.
Cookie Crisp
People have described you as “really sweet.” You’re overly enthusiastic about everything. Although you are easily distracted and forgetful, you have a ton of friends. You once ate an entire pie on a dare; it was easy because you love sugary foods. You’re not positive if a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable, but at this point, you’re too afraid to ask.
Frosted Flakes: You’re gr-r-reat! (Sorry, it had to happen.)
