WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO (TO THE BATHROOM)
This isn’t the first time George Michael’s been caught doing something illegal in a public bathroom, but at least his pants weren’t down this time. Michael was in an underground bathroom in London’s Hampstead Heath when police arrested him because they found crack and marijuana on his person. Police “cautioned” Michael afterward and have yet to file charges. Michael has since apologized.
THE CURSE OF THE ROCK JET
Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM are in critical, but stable, condition after they were involved in a Learjet crash in Columbia, S.C., Friday night. The crash killed the plane’s four other passengers. Both Barker and AM suffered second- and third-degree burns, but should make a full recovery, according to the Augusta, Ga., doctor who treated them.
WHAT THE F—, PUCK?
Wolfgang Puck has a Beverly Hills, Calif., restaurant named Cut. Until Friday, two celebrities’ mugs graced the eatery’s walls: Jack Nicholson and George Clooney. Their new neighbors? The Hills’ Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Puck must be running out of friends. To top it off, the portraits are emotionless and creepy, kind of like Pratt and Montag’s relationship.
