Shay, Lang’ and the rest of the gang

Noon – 1 p.m.

Comcast Center

The women’s basketball team is a few weeks fresh off its big national championship victory. Coach Brenda Frese and the team will sign autographs and pose for photos for the first 500 fans at Comcast Center. The remaining men’s players will join coach Gary Williams for an autograph session, too.

Bus Road-e-o

10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Lots 9B, 9C, 11C

The Department of Transportation Services will be breaking speed records in lots 9B, 9C and 11C as they maneuver the behemoths of the campus transportation – Shuttle-UM – in an obstacle course. There’s also a bus-pull and a good ol’ fashioned game of bus-ketball. See your favorite late-night shuttle drivers as they show students how they maneuver around the bar-going drunkards and withstand rioting bus-shakers.

PIGS AHOY!

10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Animal Sciences Courtyard

The Agriculture Department has done it again, folks. It ain’t just pig-calling this year. Not only will your favorite teachers put their pig seduction skills to test, they’ll also get some action a little later on at the Kiss a Pig event at the Animal Sciences Courtyard. Thought Babe was a hot little number? Wait ’til you see the swine at this event.

The Cake

McKeldin Mall

Though the folks at Guinness say it’s not good enough for the record books, it’s the world’s largest strawberry shortcake, and it will supposedly feed every hungry soul who attends. Big freakin’ cake not your cup of tea? McKeldin Mall will transform into a schmorgasboard of delectable treats featuring hot dogs, chicken, snow cones, cotton candy, crab cakes and more.

Salsa Workshop

1 – 2 p.m. and 2:30 – 3:30 p.m.

Want to be the next to Don Juan? The sweet salsa steps in Dance Studio 1 at the Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center ought to put some picante in your life. Let these trained dancers spice up your dance moves and help you wow the opposite sex as you learn to shake your ass like Marc Anthony.