Dog, forced to wear glasses for Instagram photo, now president of local book club “We’re not really that concerned,” his owner explained. “Although he has looked a bit mangy ever since he finished the tail-end of Old Yeller.” DBK Admin December 31, 0999
Shocked Palin learns ‘Secretary of Moose Hunting’ not a real cabinet position After a comprehensive Wikipedia search, Sarah admitted that the new administration may lack such a role. DBK Admin December 31, 0999
umd-dj-durkin-football-mcnair-report-hogan-wallace-loh-retirement-donors Views expressed in opinion columns are the author’s own. Max Foley-Keene, opinion editor, is a junior government and politics major. He can be reached… Max Foley-Keene December 31, 0999
Recycling isn’t enough. We must reduce plastic waste. The contamination of recyclables makes recycling an empty gesture. Emily Maurer December 31, 0999
We don’t need commencement ceremonies Commencement ceremonies are boring and cliche. Why do we still have them? J-P Teti December 31, 0999
D.C.’s roads are too dangerous for cyclists. Not enough has been done to change that. Bowser's initiatives do too little to improve cyclists' safety. Emily Maurer December 31, 0999
People are losing faith in the media Bias, and alt-right websites that disseminate blatantly false information have destroyed Americans’ trust in the media during this election cycle. Ezra Solway December 31, 0999
Democrats have a lot to apologize for. It’s good that they realize that. The Democrats’ apology tour is a moral improvement. Zachary Jablow December 31, 0999
Every building on UMD’s campus should accommodate trans people UMD needs more gender-inclusive bathrooms. Liyanga de Silva December 31, 0999